#GRU STICKS NOSE UP MINIONS BUTT TV#

Silas: Ooh! Let me breathe in! Valerie: Whew, broke a little sweat there. Valerie da Vinci: Oh, boy, this is a snooze fest! Blah, blah, blah, we understand, you're old, look, you're fat, you're done. As I look out over all your faces, I am fluttered with so many memories. The very ambitious, Miss Valerie da Vinci. Lucy: Oh, no! Silas: Your new leader is coming directly from head office, effective immediately. It is with great sadness that I must inform that as of today, I am retiring as head of the AVL. Silas: Thank you for coming in such short notice. And clearly, I've still got it! Bratt: I've been a bad boy! Alpha Team Leader: Freeze! Don't move! Bratt: Son of a Betamax! You were! But then you got canceled! Gru: What about that? Huh? Ugh! Girls! īratt: Gru! Did you actually think I was unconscious? Gru: What? Bratt: It's called acting, hoser. I don't like it.īratt: Hello, Gru! How's your transition coming? You know, from world's worst villain to world's worst agent? Gru: Oh, that's hilarious, you should be on TV. What? What did you call us? Lucy: Grucy! You know, Gru and Lucy mushed together. Lucy: We're already here! Agents Grucy are closing fast! Gru: Yeah! Wait. Blast it, the Dumont Diamond is on that ship! I want every agent in the area on the scene immediately! Silas: That’s a man wearing shoulder pads! There’s only one supervillain whose fashion sense is quite that dated, Balthazar Bratt. monster! Silas Ramsbottom: Wait, that’s not a monster. Tech: Sir, the ship has been boarded by some kinda of.

#GRU STICKS NOSE UP MINIONS BUTT TV#

Teen Bratt: What are you looking at? TV Show Host: Leading us all to wonder… where is he now? Bratt: You know what, Clive? Playing a villain on TV was fun, but being one in real life is even better! Heist music! Clive: Here it comes! Bratt: D'oh! What?! Clive, what are you doing?! How is that heist music?! Clive: Sorry! My bad. Hollywood rejected him, and Bratt quickly plunged into a downward spiral, starting to actually believe he was the character he played on TV. Teenage Bratt: Boy? Boy?! AGGGGHHH! TV Show Host: The show was canceled. Military Officer: There he is! Get him! TV Show Host: But it all came to an end in Season 3, when… Teenage Bratt: I've been a bad boy! TV Show Host: The young star experienced an unexpected growth spurt. Oh, wait! No, it's not! I hate that tweeb! And you, Hollywood! This time, I'm canceling you! And all the losers who rejected me! ĭialogue TV Show Host: The year was 1985, and #1 hit show on TV was… Young Balthazar Bratt: Evil Bratt! TV Show Host: The show starred young Balthazar Bratt as a child, prodigy and criminal mastermind bent on world domination! Military Officer: There he is! Get him! Young Bratt: I've been a bad boy! TV Show Host: Bratt was the biggest child actor of the 1980s, striking a chord with audiences all over the world. Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be around to try and stop me. Well, now that I've got the diamond, it's payback time.This isn't over, Gru! You hear me? This is not over!.Oh, I love this guy! Look at him! But hair would make you better.Get ready, Bratt! You're about to be blasted back to the 80s!.

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